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Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

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Awws yiiiiiissss

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Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

Random Old Lady: *comes up out of nowhere with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?

Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that you're a judgmental hag.

Dad: *chokes into his drink*

ROL: You should respect your elders.

Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

Dad: *chokes on his drink again*

ROL: *storms off*

Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*

Me: What?

Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

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I’m framing this and putting it in every office I ever have.

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