Straight Person: But who pays for the date?

Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.

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Tumblr app: I'm done loading

Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs

Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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10knotes:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

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