(via jaigurudevaom-)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via satellights)
my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t